Yeh Oh come on No Please Spider Brothers Alright then You know it's on Yeah Sideways diagonal Spider Brothers Horizontal Straight line Bringin' it you y'all Spider Brothers Break it down now Call your mother, tell her it's happening Spider Brothers It hasn't finished, it's still happening Your mother will appreciate it Spider Brothers Bike Keep on peddling y'all Skateboard Spider Brothers Keep on pushing Bike Keep on... hahaha Spider Brothers

Err testing testing testing Ahhh Testing testing Oh are we in? I'm in key Ohh come on Yeahhhhhhhh Graham Why did you say you're out in the cold? Everybody knew it was a fib you fibber stop fibbing when you have nothing better to say I wanted to learn how to play the violin with my neck But the teacher only decided to tell me how to play it with my hands and fingres So I went back to the garden and I tried to teach myself But it didnt work Deserve if you didn't deserve me Then you should tell your friends that you are off I dont think you deserve a cleft palette tonight Right Tom What? Maybe we should do like in the old songs when they used to whistle I cant whistle You can whistle I'll whistle Just try it (whistling) Gardens, gardens all around Join hands together Coz we're gonna make a bigger garden for the world's biggest garden Woofter You're a poofter And you can only wear shiny accessories I know you have a Topshop store card you fat poof Waaaahhhhhh

Yes No no it's scheduled Oh yeah Oh yeah bring me the noise Johnny's got a bone marrow transplant Scheduled for the weekend He's a bit nervous Someone get him adult nappies So he can calm down So he can calm down And stop pissing me off With his incessent nagging Bout his bone marrow transplant Fucking doing my head in with it

Yeah Oh oh yeah daddy This one's going out to all of them It's going out to all the pretty people You know who I'm talking bout not the ugly ones Not the ugly ones That's right Jazzy fresh not the ugly ones Not the ugly ones That's yeah you were right the first time Jazzy Fresh Oh come on Yeah baby Why don't you sit on the bench over there? Yeah alright You know the bench I'm talking about The one with the memorial plaque Sometimes Other times not Mostly I do Unless I forgot Bring it on Jazzy Fresh I only wanted to own my own car But he wouldn't let me own my own car He didn't have the correct papers y'all Yeah Insurance why don't you put on your favourite dress And take it off straight away straight away? Owwww Darling (darling) I love the way your armpits smell of fresh fresh lavender (lavender) Owwww Ohhhhhh lavender Darling can you speak to me in that Lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely fresh scouse accent? Oh yeah Jazzy Fresh and Jizzy P We're gonna do it for all of the babies All of the babies Yeah Don't forget your rice paddy y'all

It doesn't matter anywhere I go I walk down the street people just keep on kicking me I walk down the road people just keep on kicking me I walk down the close they just on... keep... they keep on kicking me I walk down the avenue they keep on kicking me I walk down a cul-de-sac people just keep on kicking me I walk down the drive people keep on kicking me I walk down the grove I walk down the grove I walk down the grove I walk down the grove people just keep on kicking me I walk down... I walk down the the meadow people just keep on kicking me I walk... (south) South I walk south People just keep on kicking me

The story of Liam Heck One day Liam Heck decided he was after apricots For his party he was throwing later on The tense drumbeat kicked in He was on his way to the supermarket, he wanted a Lidl He left his house and crossed the road At the bottom of the road he could see a supermarket But he couldn't see the name of the supermarket The manager of the supermarket he didn't even know the name He could've asked but he thought it would waste valuable time He looked at the sign could it be a Lidl? Oh for fucks sake, it was an Asda I didn't even want an Asda supermarket I just want to buy some apricots Maybe there's still some apricots here Let's try and find the apricots He walked into the supermarket All over the floor was muddy, it was really muddy He looked at the shelves, there was no apricots Just three packets of assorted tip tops Liam Heck was dissapointed and his spine fell out His spine fell out and immediately after that One of his teeth turned into part dough and part hatred Liam didn't know what to do, suddenly he started to sing this tune Ebidebidebdeb x20

Kevin What? No, it's got a dodgy pilots light in it It's cold Yeah but it's the pilots light You gotta... Nah you just gotta twist it Twist it like you mean it Dumba Wagumbadumba Wadumbadumba Asubadabumba Agogogogogogogogogogodumba Babumba Niamba Waschabalaba Lababadiebibab Yeaaaahhhhh Feed me Down on the corner of Red Brick Lane Lives a girl with her Auntie Jane She's got corned beef skin and sun burnt eyes And the shape of a rat on her top lip Dhe came on over and answered the door And when she answered the door she was stood in the way of the door To my suprise she had her best flip flops on Half price Corned beef skin on her legs And I had my arms wrapped around her neck She could not move because of the squeeze That i had started to squeeze with my trembling knees I was hot under the collar My collar was hot And I had nowhere to move I had to nowhere to move Feed me Jason was a builder He worked as a builder part time One afternoon he opened his sandwiches Inside his sandwiches he found no filling I'm sorry to tell you He said 'I need to get some corned beef from somewhere Where around here am I gonna get corned beef?' Then he found the house of Elizabeth Corned Beef Skin Corned beef Feed me Lizzie stood there eyes open wide As I grated corned beef off her thighs Put a slice in between my bread And began to say 'feed me' I had no mayonnaiase so I milked her teets clean It sounds obscene But that's the sort of thing I do for beef So come and feed me Feed me Feed me Feed me Feed me

In my cabbage patch In my cabbage patch In my cabbage patch With Dean In my cabbage patch I've got so many vegetables in my cabbage patch Do you want to know what vegetables I've got in my cabbage patch? I've got brocoli And a carrot And potatoes And a carrot I've got cauliflour And a carrot I've got beans And a carrot I've got peas And a carrot I've got potatoes And a carrot I've got onions And a carrot I've got radishes And a carrot I've got gherkin And a carrot I've got gherkin And a carrot I've got gherkin And a carrot I've got gherkin And a carrot And gravy And gravy I've got so many vegetables in my cabbage patch Once again I'll list the vegetables contained in my cabbage patch I've got brocoli And a carrot Cauliflours And a carrot Broad beans And a carrot Mmm gherkin And a carrot Some radishes And a carrot Lickl-bick-o brocoli Hahah Some peas And a carrot mmmmmmm And a carrot You know it And a carrot You want some And a carrot If you need some And a carrot Just come and buy some And gravy And gravy And gravy x7 I dont have a choice But if I had a choice I'd always opt for bisto

Ooh Leslie (ah?) How many times did I say Put your peanuts down the drain? Seven times I asked her to open the door for me I couldn't reach the handle But she didn't know the door I was on about She thought I meant the cupboard door Once I caught her Grandma Sucking on a leaf And I said 'hey you probably shouldn't do that You dunno where the leaf's been' Small people They're not real people are they? Because their knees are half the size Of our knees Sometimes they can't fit inside Elevators in the rain They slip and they fall And they sometimes really injure themselves Hyepzipmehnooh I never knew I didn't know how to ask her But she just presented herself on my doorstep Hyrupdyupdiowwww What an appropriate thing to do When your hands are in the loo She said my babe I'm coming for you Hey I'm coming for you yeah Nana?