Kevin
What?
No, it's got a dodgy pilots light in it
It's cold
Yeah but it's the pilots light
You gotta...
Nah you just gotta twist it
Twist it like you mean it
Down on the corner of Red Brick Lane
Lives a girl with her Auntie Jane
She's got corned beef skin and sun burnt eyes
And the shape of a rat on her top lip
Dhe came on over and answered the door
And when she answered the door she was stood in the way of the door
To my suprise she had her best flip flops on
Half price
Corned beef skin on her legs
And I had my arms wrapped around her neck
She could not move because of the squeeze
That i had started to squeeze with my trembling knees
I was hot under the collar
My collar was hot
And I had nowhere to move
I had to nowhere to move
Feed me
Jason was a builder
He worked as a builder part time
One afternoon he opened his sandwiches
Inside his sandwiches he found no filling I'm sorry to tell you
He said 'I need to get some corned beef from somewhere
Where around here am I gonna get corned beef?'
Then he found the house of Elizabeth Corned Beef Skin
Corned beef
Feed me
Lizzie stood there eyes open wide
As I grated corned beef off her thighs
Put a slice in between my bread
And began to say 'feed me'
I had no mayonnaiase so I milked her teets clean
It sounds obscene
But that's the sort of thing I do for beef
So come and feed me
Feed me
Feed me
Feed me
Feed me
