Ooh Leslie (ah?)
How many times did I say
Put your peanuts down the drain?
Seven times I asked her to open the door for me
I couldn't reach the handle
But she didn't know the door I was on about
She thought I meant the cupboard door
Once I caught her Grandma
Sucking on a leaf
And I said 'hey you probably shouldn't do that
You dunno where the leaf's been'
Small people
They're not real people are they?
Because their knees are half the size
Of our knees
Sometimes they can't fit inside
Elevators in the rain
They slip and they fall
And they sometimes really injure themselves
Hyepzipmehnooh I never knew
I didn't know how to ask her
But she just presented herself on my doorstep
Hyrupdyupdiowwww
What an appropriate thing to do
When your hands are in the loo
She said my babe
I'm coming for you
