The story of Liam Heck
One day Liam Heck decided he was after apricots
For his party he was throwing later on
The tense drumbeat kicked in
He was on his way to the supermarket, he wanted a Lidl
He left his house and crossed the road
At the bottom of the road he could see a supermarket
But he couldn't see the name of the supermarket
The manager of the supermarket he didn't even know the name
He could've asked but he thought it would waste valuable time
He looked at the sign could it be a Lidl?
Oh for fucks sake, it was an Asda
I didn't even want an Asda supermarket
I just want to buy some apricots
Maybe there's still some apricots here
Let's try and find the apricots
He walked into the supermarket
All over the floor was muddy, it was really muddy
He looked at the shelves, there was no apricots
Just three packets of assorted tip tops
Liam Heck was dissapointed and his spine fell out
His spine fell out and immediately after that
One of his teeth turned into part dough and part hatred
Liam didn't know what to do, suddenly he started to sing this tune
