Girl I love you much
Give you my last pound for the bus
I'll do all good things and stuff
I won't call you slut when we sexing rough
If you want to go to Pontins I'll take you down to Pontins
I've never been to Pontins but I'll go with you to Pontins
I've heard that Pontins is good
Shall I book Pontins? Do you want to go Pontins?
I'll keep the fridge stocked up with eggs
Buy you a washing line and some pegs
So you'll never need to worry again
When you overfill the tumble dryer
Wipe my piss off the toilet seat
Not walk ahead when we're in the street
I'll take you up to the stars above
But all I need is one digit of your love
Peace
I'm the man
For your heart
All I need
Is a digit up my arse
Girl you're seriously the one for me
I aim to please that's how I be
When we're going round Aldi I'll even try my best
To carry more than one bag in each hand (fight)
I'll stop opening your post
And reading the contents out loud or in my head to myself
Also if I've got quite a few crisps left
Then I'll be more than happy to let you have one
I'll tell you that your hair looks nice
Or say something like 'have you lost some weight?'
Depending on which one sounds more realistic
At that very moment in time
I'll do all this and I might do more
And it isnt really much that I'm asking for
I'll take you up to the stars above
All I ask is for a digit of your love
I'm the man
For your heart
All I need
Is a digit up my arse
All your life
I've had your back
All I need
Is a thumb up my crack
I just... I just really want you to stick a finger up me arse
That's all I want
I'm the man
For your heart
All I need
Is a digit up my arse
All your life
I've had your back
All I need
Is a thumb up my crack
Yeah
Ohhh
All I need is a thumb up my arse
Stick it right up baby
Oooooooohhhhh
Stick your finger in me
Yeah baby
Shove it right in
I don't wanna gyahaahya
Can you feel my stomach?
Feel my lungs?
Feel my heart?
Feel my tongue?
