Her name came up as DrAgOnPrInCeSs94
And I'd never seen a face like that before
There she stood inside the middle of a war
Performing witchcraft
I fell in love with a girl from a game
In 50" 1080p she looked insane
So I asked to be told her real name
She said 'It's Toni, with an I'
I suggested we meet up in real life
Said I'd cook dinner and if she wants she could stop the night
When I answered the door I got a fright
It was Tony, with a Y
