Are you ready for the latest tune from The Spider Brothers?
We'll stick one up your daughter and then one up your mother
You better take heed to the words I just said
or else I will shoot you and then you'll be dead

It's not our fault it's your bitch we wreckin'
You can't beat me up because I'm ace at Tekken
I know all the moves and don't press one button like you
I'm also on the last boss in Rayman

I'm the hardest grafter that you'll ever see (I'm the man!)
Except for manual labour that don't interest me
In fact I don't really do much ever
If you wanna make something of it then I'll give you stormy weather

You know the code that I live by
Don't trust anyone except for me Mum and Dad
I trust my Grandad too because he lets me print stuff out on the computer

Yeah turn my swag on
Said I looked in the mirror said whats up whats up whats up
Yeah
Get money
Ohh
Turn my swag on (where's me drums gone?)
Look in the mirror say whats up whats up whats up (oh there they are)
Yeah
Get money
Yeah
Turn my swag on
Look in the mirror say whats up whats up whats up
Yeah

Rat-a-tat ginger, I hate mingers
Fight you in the park and fuck you up
I won't fuck trannies, don't rob grannies
Heigabandganda satcha trannie

Dear slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in August you must not have got them
There probably was a problem at the post office or something

We harder than nails, nails are tough
I ain't scared if you wanna get rough
Tom Kay makes a wicked curry
If you don't believe me then fuck off

Don't try and trip me up because I'll stay on my feet
Sometimes I have revels as a bit of a treat
I like revels

Try and rhyme better, you won't be able to
Try and rhyme faster, you might be able to
I don't care if you might be able to
Might doesn't mean you definitely will

Pimpin' ain't easy but it's just what I do
If you say it's false I say it's true true true
Don't start on me because Ill finish up on you
Play Up Sky Blues

Beast mode beast mode, I'm in beast mode
Nothing you can do to get me out of beast mode
Want to have a go and get me out of beast mode?
I bet you can't get me out of beast mode

Don't be dissing my clothes
We'll become your foes
I'll bust your nose
That's the way it goes
The way the river flows
The way the wind blows
The water's froze
It's blocked my hose
It's the life you chose
The door will close
Bitches and hoes
Game of Thrones
You know we're pros
I hope it snows
Rhymes with toes
We're The Spider Bros