Going down the beach with my bezzy friend today
What activities do you want to do, Tom Kay?
Shall we go and try and catch some crabs down in the rock pool?
I'm more than happy to do that if you do something else for me

Well what is it that you want me to do for you?
I suggest that we build sandcastles at first
I'll only do that if you do something for me
What do you suggest I do for you my bezzy pal?

I want you to do my goggles up real tight so I can go swimming without fear of them falling off
OK but let me say this
I'll only do that if you do one thing for me
What do you want me to do?
I'm about to tell you

I want you to make sure I don't get sand on my towel so when I lie down it goes in my bum
And on my feet coz it takes ages to dry off and it itches my feet
I'll only do that if you give me a lift down to Aldi, they're doing cucumbers for 30p
They're also doing four other kinds of cheap fruit and vegetable

I'll only do that if you come with me to the bloke that sells the Orangina
And I'll have a can or maybe if they've got them in glass bottles I'll have a glass bottle
I'll only do that if you buy me a choc ice and then take off the wrapping and feed me the choc ice
I'll only do that if you promise to not get choc ice down your chest like when we went to Bournmouth

I can't guarantee that

Will you come with me to the edge of the beach and dip your toes in the pool?
If you promise you will I will promise to give you a blowy
Deal